Camp McClane - Extended Cash Grab Edition

Camp McClane - Extended Cash Grab Edition

Description

Hey, do you love horror movies? How about those really cheesy (awesome) ones from the 80's? If yes, have we got a book for you!

The author of Meet Me at Jimmy's Arcade, and The Archie & Elise Mysteries invites you to journey back in time to when all horror movies were rated R, scripts were an afterthought, actors didn't matter, and PC was just a crappy computer!

Mysterious psycho killer Carl Langer, whose origin story is a little muddled from all the reboots, is enjoying the fact that everyone seems to be too scared to come to his stomping ground, Camp some idiot decides to re-open it. Now, it's back to the old grind for Carl and his pet cat as they set off to kill everyone in sight and set up as many jump-scares as possible, regardless of the stress involved in doing so!

Camp McClane is a love letter to the wonderfully awful slasher movies of the 80's, especially Friday the 13th and the million other cheap knockoffs, that will have you dying from style="color:rgb(15,17,17);font-size:14px;">Online Reviews for Camp McClane, from people the author swears he does not know:

"I absolutely adored every moment of Camp McClane and can't wait to sink my teeth into whatever else of Mister Fieldgrove's I can find. I can't thank Mister Fieldgrove enough for this masterpiece of a love letter to the horror community. For fired-up fans of Freddy, mischievous minions of Michael, or just juvenile joyriders into Jason, this book is for you! All others feel free to get out now, while there's still ti--eeugh!"

"Definitely a hilarious laugh out loud book! It’s like a good bad joke cause it’s funny but so gory at times! Absolutely loved it!"

"When I first started reading Camp McClane it took me back to those old low quality cheesy yet suspenseful movies (not that it’s low quality!) Grant seriously nailed it, I genuinely loved it. This was an awesome experience and if you’re looking for a book to read at your next book club? You found it. Read it today guys!!"

"Honestly, I loved this book. It was so fun and entertaining, not to mention, the author took all the cliche horror troupes and made them

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